The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Twinkie Twump.

Emotional Muslims to unrealistic Alien Life Form victims: Mix Trump valedictorian kids, gay affordable Milky Way in Super Bowl tween.

And, of course, here are the headlines used to compose this week’s tune:

• What do you do when your tween stinks?
• Coach’s name wrong on Super Bowl ring
• Shooter laughed in rampage
• One-third of world can’t see Milky Way
• World’s most affordable supercar?
• America, fight back: visit a gay bar
• How long should kids sleep?
• Valedictorian shocks in speech
• Watch Trump evolve on Muslim ban
• Pit bull mix tiptoes around alpha cat
• ‘ALF’ actor dies
• Victims from all walks of life
• London bans ‘unrealistic’ ads
• NFL team is mailing cash to fans
• What America’s Muslims must do
• Watch Anderson Cooper’s emotional tribute