The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Chi-raq Shake.

Georgia milkshake arrested whales.
Big fake alien brings Chicago next brain.
Kids sad.
Living volcano dies.

Is a Chi-raq Shake a tasty ice cream treat? Is it a new popular dance move all the teens are doing? Is it a movement disorder acquired when one is punched out by a member of the elite Chicago Police Department? Is it all of those? Listen to the song and read the articles to find out!

• Georgia governor says no
• The milkshake that almost killed Castro
• Man arrested for not returning VHS tape
• Japan kills 200 pregnant whales
• Big star saves swimmers at beach
• Cue the fake outrage about Netflix speeds
• Giant peak discovered on alien moon
• Weekend brings a celeb baby boom
• Chicago mayor picks top cop
• Your next hotel may be staffed by robots
• This is your brain on Trump
• Parents ruin kids’ Easter egg hunt 
• See why Ben Affleck is so sad
• ‘It’s mostly about living closer to the land’
• Volcano spews ash 20K feet high
• Bouncy castle blown away; girl dies