Chi-raq Shake: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #165

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from written as a song. This week’s topic: Chi-raq Shake.

Chi-raq Shake: The Talkin' Headline Blues #165
Nothing quite like a nice cold Chi-raq Shake straight from the teat!

Georgia milkshake arrested whales.
Big fake alien brings Chicago next brain.
Kids sad.
Living volcano dies.

Is a Chi-raq Shake a tasty ice cream treat? Is it a new popular dance move all the teens are doing? Is it a movement disorder acquired when one is punched out by a member of the elite Chicago Police Department? Is it all of those? Listen to the song and read the articles to find out!