The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Pushing Daisies.

Silent president crisis!
Girl tests man.
Why flowers killed, tear-gassed?
Email diabetes: A death to Yahoo.

And here are your ever-relevant (for today, at least) CNN headlines:

• Michael Jordan: I can’t stay silent
• Sanders: Clinton must be president
• Crisis on London’s waterways
• Girl, 14, dies after second rape
• U.S. Navy tests new warship
• Man flies off waterslide onto rocky cliff
• Why Michelle Obama won the night
• These decaying flowers won’t die
• 19 killed in Japan knife attack
• Kids stripped, assaulted, tear-gassed 
• Trump blasts Clinton on email leak
• How dogs can sniff out diabetes
• How can parents forget a child in a car?
• Woman mauled to death by tiger
• Booker to Trump: ‘I love you’
• Why Marissa Mayer couldn’t save Yahoo