The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Tasty Crap.

China super late to great national crapshoot of LeBron.
Stolen Obama gets used for lady tasty.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Tasty Crap.

China super late to great national crapshoot of LeBron.
Stolen Obama gets used for lady tasty.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Christian Booty.

Great epidemic takes booty off LeBron.
Young question for Christians: Out guy super antics in broccoli?
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Naked Selfies.

God in space finding hundreds of naked Alabama selfies.
Breastfeeding video great.
Friendly dog can follow crapshoot.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Green Gas.

Green man on moose gets gas.
Dog boy!
Where you’re you can fight reform.
Nostalgia iceberg!

Oh Lord have mercy.
This is number 96. That’s a whole-hell-of-a-lot of headlines. I wonder how many of them came true?