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The Talkin’ Headline Blues #21

Here’s the recap of yesterday’s headlines over at cnn.com. Listen to the song as you read. I’ve found that’s the best way to overload your brain into a blissful state.

Somewhere, someplace, in some part of the world the water is completely or a little bit contaminated with carcinogens that will kill you. In China the thing that will kill you is owning a computer and using it to subject others to your thoughts and whims. Being young and care-free will get you penalized and possibly fined. Being the leader of the free world will only get you criticism for whatever you say and do, be it good or bad or nothing at all. People died in some place far away or close in a fiery inferno that was probably intense and sad. A low-level public employee requests less money for his job setting up a future full of going back on his word. A big snake slithers away and probably into your backyard. It’s also a very poisonous snake and an aggressive snake. Don’t be a hero and try to capture it. It’s got a big gun. Some company somewhere decides its a good idea to invest money in a new monthly periodical that will be sold to homosexual soldiers in the US armed forces. Either that, or, someone has a gun with a magazine full of bullets and is aiming it straight at all the gay troops. Trustworthy sources of news and facts are the rebel forces battling in Libya. They report only the truth! Other people that report the truth are contained on the list of best Twitter feeds. There are a hundred and forty of those people, so take a break from your busy day and drown your head in other people’s business. An old vice presidential candidate, who’s running mate got hammered by Ronald Reagan, died. She was a woman, I hear. The mighty Oprah is set to stop airing her dirty laundry. Go ahead and get stoned in college, you never have to pay back those loans. A disc jockey in New York is shot and killed, for an unknown reason, by unknown assailants. His real name was unknown. Subversive cartoons made in Korea decide to stop production on an episode that makes light of nuclear tragedy. Now the younger generation will never know about nuclear disaster. Mariah Carey is home safe. She’s doing okay. No need to worry or press the panic button.

New Song: The night is long

Started in on this one late on Saturday night. More just had the idea floatin around up in my head. The idea of being in the doghouse. Woke up Sunday morning with it fresh and at the tip of my tongue.

I didn’t quite have the chorus totally down, but I knew the idea. Went through about 7 or 8 different versions. Just wrote em all down rapid fire until something came out. Nothing did really, just yet.

The verses didn’t come either. Thought, at first I do some sort of rewrites of older lines, like:

Ain’t no farmer, ain’t no farmer’s son
but I could seed your field if you need it done

But that didn’t seem to go anyplace fast when I finally sat down to hash out the song. Plus I already sing those lines in the Barehand Jugband’s version of “My Bucket’s Got a Hole in It.”

Also had this line that I was considering using somehow:

If I bring the dough, baby can you roll it?

But, that didn’t fit the song either.

Turned out, I guess, to be less a turnaround blues type a song and more a straight up here’s what it is song. If that makes any sense.

Anyway, that’s how it went writing this one. I got half of it done, including the repeating chorus lines, Sunday afternoon, and the second half done Sunday night. You can tell from the recording that I been sick, and this one was extra hard on my throat to sing, not taking into account that I had to do it about 329 times to get all the words and guitar playing right and together.

Part of me thinks this new one’s a stupid song that I’ll never sing out. And another part of me really likes it. Especially the repeating lines. So we’ll see.

Two times I know I won’t be playin it are this week. Tomorrow night (3/29) at the Hideout with the jugband. It’s our regular, once a month, every last Tuesday gig. Starts at 9pm. It’s only 5 bucks. It’s a hot time.

And next is this coming Saturday night. I’m doing a 45 minute set at a soon-to-be-opened performance space in Logan Square called the Auxiliary. It’s a fundraising event for the space, and also apparently a pig roast. Check out the invite on facebook. It’s open to everyone and it’s BYOB. All you need to do is make a small donation at the door. I go on around 10pm.

The Talkin’ Headline Blues #20

Here’s all the news from yesterday according to cnn.com. Let’s see if I can recap it for you based solely on the headlines:

A coalition of armed forces flew somewhere and dropped bombs and those bombs hit something deemed necessary to destroy.

The food in Japan is safe for now, but in the long run, who knows.

The stock market is doing just great.

The earth we live on often rumbles and moves, but there’s no way for us to tell when or where that’s gonna happen. We are not as all-knowing and all-powerful as we may suspect.

Children should maybe or maybe not be strapped into car seats for longer or shorter periods of time. It’s hard to know, but you should fear for your kid’s safety.

Charlie Sheen isn’t doing anything out of the ordinary. At least as far as his ordinary goes.

The president spoke, probably eloquently or exquisitely or graciously, to a group of youngsters.

Ma Bell makin’ a come back.

Big Breasted super-heroine slips into sleek outfit for cameras. Her boots are blue!

Sarah Palin’s in the news again. This time she travels to Israel to solve no problems and say absolutely nothing.

Donald Trump had sex with Muammar al-Gaddafi.

Big news. Twitter is 5 years old. Read the first tweet ever.

Okay, so, some of them were pretty literal. Some, though, just get left to the imagination and you’d never be able to tell what cnn was trying to get across. Oh well.

New Song: Mismanaged

Here’s something a little different than the other songs I’ve written lately. Not so much in the singing or playing, but the way I wrote the song and what goes into it and comes out of it.

Most of the tunes I’ve written the past month or two have been, maybe, what you’d call love songs, or Gospel tunes, or, at least, songs that are fairly personal, or could be seen that way.

This one, though, ain’t like that. I was having some trouble last night (and last week) coming up with a song to write. Mainly because I was getting tired of writing personal tunes. So I was flipping back through my notebook to see if anything caught my eye and I found a page I’d marked back on February 22. Here’s what I wrote:

I don’t wanna be in London town
or go over the deep blue sea
every gypsy camp has been burned out
by a 600 foot fire hose

and also this in a sort of random place:

just with you

I think I remember writing this in the car, driving into my day job early in the morning. Musta had some great, grand idea for a new song and then let it drop once I was stationary.

So, anyway, I found that and remembered I was thinking of writing a song just with images from all the old tunes that I sing around the house. Gypsies, calamities, two-timers, gamblers, jokers, cigarette smokers. All that stuff. So for this new song I used that as my baseline and went from there.

Can you tell what songs I pulled from? Here’s a minute to guess….

And here’s the answers:

The first verse contains images from Handsome Molly and Black Jack David. Those two songs I’ve been playing forever. Used to play em out a ton before I was writing for myself. The next verse is straight up based off the song I Buyed Me a Little Dog. It’s a weird one that Dave Van Ronk put on an album. A great little fantastical song.

The third verse’s images come from the tune Acres of Clams. I sing this one a lot. Usually A cappella. Never out at a show, though. This one’s just for me. Learned it off an old Ramblin’ Jack Elliott album.

And the last verse is kinda a combination of Woody Guthrie’s New York Town and the Carter Family’s The Cannonball. But it’s really fast and loose with those two songs so you gotta listen close.

Anyway, that’s where this tune came from.

Where’d the title come from, and how does it relate at all to the song? Well, I don’t know. It was just already written at the top of the page that I wrote this song on and I couldn’t think of another, better title, so I just went with Mismanaged.

Hope ya enjoy.

The Talkin’ Headline Blues #19

The next weekly installment of the Talkin’ Headline Blues. If you missed the weekend of news, no need to go to cnn.com and stare at your computer screen. I’ve compiled all their headlines into a song so you can sit back, relax, and fall asleep to the wonderful news items of the day.