The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Presidential STDs.

Quit the invisible rules.
American nightmare from presidential love.
Drink snake STDs.
Paradise, a weird salute.

Here are the headlines used to write the song. It’s more news than you’ll ever need.

• Why Jeb Bush quit at last
• A telescope that can see the past
• Meet your invisible roommates
• Officers break the rules in baby save
• American Muslims on faith and fear
• ‘This is your worst nightmare’
• B-1 bombers pulled from ISIS fight
• Where presidential statues go to die
• We asked for love stories and got this …
• Why drink your beer when you can swim in it?
• Snake head found in can of green beans
• The link between wigs and STDs
• Paradise where no cars allowed
• Making a sex doll
• ‘Weird music’ from far side of moon
• Aniston cries during director salute