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Presidential STDs: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #160

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Presidential STDs.

Presidential STDs: The Talkin' Headline Blues #160
Steer clear of all political candidate cavities (oral, anal, etc.) and your chance of contracting a presidential STD will be minimal.

Quit the invisible rules.
American nightmare from presidential love.
Drink snake STDs.
Paradise, a weird salute.

Here are the headlines used to write the song. It’s more news than you’ll ever need.