The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.

“Woman’s knockout pains
more epic.
Homeless places trafficking
CEO parents.
Happy bear loses butt,”
fumes baby.