The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Huge Unknowns.
Unknowns noted for fatal building info.
Why this soldier altered peace.
Who’ll fight huge accused prisoners?
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Porn Rock.
Flight for bacon outrage!
Hormones rock corrupt brothers!
Why the 12 rappers planned the porn trouble.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Worst Olympian.
Worst new doctor.
Toxic words eat you.
Swimsuit Olympian is
snake.
Gay man’s toll.
Abuse cable.
Here’s the 72nd installment in the Talkin’ Headline Blues marathon. Just to clarify, if you’re confused. I do NOT rewrite any (or hardly any) of these headlines. They come straight from cnn.com. I think some people, maybe, don’t believe that. It’s only hard to tell because cnn changes their headlines so often that if you try and compare what I’ve copied down to those currently on the site you’ll think I rewrote the lines to rhyme and match up better.
But no!
There’s so much highly important news out there that the headlines must change with the news. They must!
Anyway….
I recorded this one before I finished the rough takes of a couple songs that I’m going to put on a new Poor Elvis 7-inch vinyl that’ll be released in June.
Also, remember that there’s a show this Friday (3/23) at Uncommon Ground on Clark. Show starts at 10pm. Check out the facebook invite to RSVP and for more info. See ya there.
Number 71 in this unending series of talkin’ blues songs. Are you bored with these yet?
Maybe, just maybe, I’ll sing one live at the next Poor Elvis show, which is next Friday, March 23 at Uncommon Ground on Clark. Come and find out.
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