The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Naked Selfies.

God in space finding hundreds of naked Alabama selfies.
Breastfeeding video great.
Friendly dog can follow crapshoot.

These are all the most important headlines for this week according to CNN.com and me.