The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bat Porn.

“Bat plan same,” says a porn creature.
Evolution dead.
Kardashian for anyone?
Rare mail vampire missing.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Drunk Cheerleaders.

Protest to your NBA cheerleaders.
Success selling grave music.
You drunk?
Freedoms free!
Tornado a taboo.