The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Lazy Beef.

Lazy couple shakes teen twerks.
Native beef a slur.
Word choice or a farm gay?
Bias!
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Lazy Beef.

Lazy couple shakes teen twerks.
Native beef a slur.
Word choice or a farm gay?
Bias!
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Black Suicide.

Cold here.
Most angry legendary adults
kill faith.
Teen bigfoot heralds
black children.
Madonna suicide.

“Here’s to old D. H. Lawrence.”
My Brother will know what that means. He showed me that movie for the first time. Thanks Brother.
Sorry for the silliness. The news was just too depressing today. I was already so low down. I didn’t need to read all that.
Luckily I had synthetic minerals to attach to my terrible brain chemicals. Not everyone is so lucky.
Anyway, here’s to the first of the day. NEECK NEECK NEECK NEECK.

Oh Lord have mercy.
This is number 96. That’s a whole-hell-of-a-lot of headlines. I wonder how many of them came true?