The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Ex-Wife Robots.
Found: Happiest huge Obama robots.
Phone suspected of ex-wife blindness.
Survive my quake: Age, history, duty.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Sexy Defector.
Found! The student’s sexy cancer.
Fall surprise! Housewife makes foes in bathrooms.
Bride defector in Ferguson.
The awkward love
gets what holiday?
Robots now
cut space rules.
Lost in death,
bandmate high.
Well, I tried a new melody for this version. It’s different. It’s borderline talkin’ blues, I’d say. Not sure on which side. But I think it adds to the hilarious headlines that people working for CNN.com actually wrote.
Or maybe robots write those?
But then who tells the robots what to write? And if no one tells them, how do they know what our events are? How is it that they’re so aware of our needs and desires that they know exactly what will evoke an emotion in us? Hmm….
I, for one, am getting on the side of these robots.
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