The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Topless Police.
King breaks topless climate.
Handgun walks, flies.
Sex here.
CNN most sexy spam.
Police fighting traits.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bat Porn.
“Bat plan same,” says a porn creature.
Evolution dead.
Kardashian for anyone?
Rare mail vampire missing.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Lazy Beef.
Lazy couple shakes teen twerks.
Native beef a slur.
Word choice or a farm gay?
Bias!
So, I caught this report about red light traffic cameras on the news the other day. And, at first, I kind of laughed to myself. HA HA HA Mayor Rahm screwing up again! But then I was like, “Hey, wait a minute, wasn’t this an issue back in 2009? Didn’t I write a song about something like this?”
Yeah. I did. Here it is.
Now, Rahm was not Mayor of Chicago back then, so CTA buses speeding through red lights and getting tickets from red light cameras installed by His Holiness Mayor Daley really can’t be blamed on him.
Oh, wait. Oops.
So, nothing has changed, except that Mister Mayor himself got caught by the cameras this time. And not just the red light cameras, but also the speed-trap cameras that he had installed. HILARIOUS.
Seriously, did you read this article? READ IT.
“No one is above the law.” (Unless no one notices.)
Mayor Emanuel wants the city to be SAFER, so he installed cameras to make us all drive slower. But he’s got a city to run, okay? Get out of his way.
So you see, I had to do a rewrite of the Talkin’ CTA Bus Blues. HAD TO.
Enjoy.
Hey! You can now download this song by clicking here.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Teeter Change.
Change?
He draws a star most different.
This no shooting!
Web your teeters!
Bearded tales collide.
Show coming up on Wednesday, May 14 at Tonic Room. Starts at 8pm. Free to get in. Some more info here.
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