The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Homeless Escape.

In the Russia, you wreck your cow.
Fourteen team circus escape.
Heat when homeless.
Gym at boyfriend.

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