The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Power Tumbles.

To chain people can attack the truth.
Teacher is Spider-Man.
Inventor’s tribe tumbles.
Expensive machine power.

How are you celebrating Pi Day today? Are you filling your gut with lots of creamy pies? Or are you a fruit pie person? Or maybe you’re spending the day finding the area of every single circle you can get your hands on. Well, if you don’t have plans yet and you want to feel like you’ve been hit in the face with a shaving cream pie while running around in a circle, then read these headlines from CNN’s website:

• Pi Day: What you need to know
• Chain restaurant under fire for racist photo
• Crazy things people bring on planes
• Signs of aging can be a pain …
• Gunmen attack hotels; 16 dead
• Groovy origins of the waterbed
• The truth about daylight saving time
• Teacher awarded $1M prize
• Their 2-year-old boy is a Beyonce superfan
• Who is Tom Holland, the new Spider-Man?
• Inventor’s ‘Iron Man’-like diving suit
• Sea level rise forces tribe to move
• Longboarder tumbles over cliff
• The world’s most expensive city is …
• How to build a time machine
• The healing power of llama therapy