Power Tumbles: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #163

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Power Tumbles.

Power Tumbles: The Talkin' Headline Blues #163
The bigger they come the harder they fall. This is the eye of a whale.

To chain people can attack the truth.
Teacher is Spider-Man.
Inventor’s tribe tumbles.
Expensive machine power.

How are you celebrating Pi Day today? Are you filling your gut with lots of creamy pies? Or are you a fruit pie person? Or maybe you’re spending the day finding the area of every single circle you can get your hands on. Well, if you don’t have plans yet and you want to feel like you’ve been hit in the face with a shaving cream pie while running around in a circle, then read these headlines from CNN’s website: