Whoever Smelt It Dealt It: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #169

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Whoever Smelt It Dealt It.

Whoever Smelt It Dealt It: The Talkin' Headline Blues #169
Whoever had the smirk did the work. And, of course, whoever refuted it tooted it.

Death stuns Rust Belt.
U.S. vs. extinction and police.
Fish star laundry.
Poison submarines limit mauled Cuba.

You see what I did here with this week’s topic? See how one of the headlines has the word “fish”? See how “smelt” is also a kind of fish? See that picture I dropped in there of a politician (could have been any politician)? See?

Well, now that you have a clear understanding, go ahead and read up on some more fart jokes. It’s okay. We all love letting a good one fly. Then, after you’re finished with that, read some ass smoke that CNN baked up this week: