The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Migraine Relief.

Self help for headache president.
Accident stabs school in groin.
Suspect: Chewbacca said this, “Fishermen exercise!”

Never had a migraine? Want one just to see what it’s like? Listen to this week’s song and then read these articles:

• 5-year-old girl shoots, kills self
• Nazi reference doesn’t help
• A win for death row inmate
• The next president will inherit this headache
• Big choice for next president
• 13-year-old girl dies in hammock accident
• Fan stabs pop star multiple times
• 18 girls die in school dorm fire
• Bernie Sanders digs in
• Should NBAer get ban for groin kick?
• Suspect in cop’s death shot dead
• Chewbacca mask lady brings joy to Internet
• ‘I’m dead! … I said, I quit, I quit!’
• This home is being built into a cliff
• Fishermen beaten in South China Sea
• Is one minute of exercise all you need?