Category Archives: Talkin’ Headline Blues

Garbage News: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #147

 Holly Jolly Christmas Edition

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Garbage News.

Garbage News: The Talkin' Headline Blues #147 (Holly Jolly Christmas Edition)

Garbage religion: Warning! Fish, scorpions, panthers!
Boy-like-bush arrested.
View 103-year-old Fox News.
Why 2014 dark?

Sexy Defector: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #146

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Sexy Defector.

Sexy Defector: The Talkin' Headline Blues #146

Found! The student’s sexy cancer.
Fall surprise! Housewife makes foes in bathrooms.
Bride defector in Ferguson.

Asexual Minivan: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #145

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Asexual Minivan.

Asexual Minivan: The Talkin' Headline Blues #145

Americans dig final missing asexual.
History greets baby.
Make photos to antagonize minivan Democrats.
Brothers escape.

Space Chainsaw: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #144

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Space Chainsaw.

Space Chainsaw: The Talkin' Headline Blues #144

Get on up!
Your space is mysterious.
Child chainsaw flaw.
The enemy of person wearing shame.

Massive Teens: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #143

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Massive Teens.

Massive Teens: The Talkin' Headline Blues #143

Monster explodes Scotland teens!
A dad is against iron woman surgery.
Massive head murdered her deportation.