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Gay Nude: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #117

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Gay Nude.

Gay Nude: The Talkin' Headline Blues #117

“Ban that gay cyberwar from Mom.”
Harsh sea does sense beach.
Nude drunk battles dashcam gas.

Deported Beauty: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #112

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deported Beauty.

Deported Beauty: The Talkin' Headline Blues #112

Deported man caught without Congress.
Off your land!
Beauty food implodes, malfunctions.
Firefighters take Pope’s bowl.

Virgin’s F-Word: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #110

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Virgin’s F-Word.

Virgin's F-Word: The Talkin' Headline Blues #110

Breastfeed this virgin’s teen.
Female stuff for when gentlemen near the record f-word.
Help what fight?

The Talkin’ Headline Blues #105

The Talkin' Headline Blues #105

TV, churches, dog deserve
the…the…the
American Dream when
God loses.
Watch fraud!
Gay hypnosis kills
the innocent.

The Talkin’ Headline Blues #100

The Talkin' Headline Blues #100

November 4, 2010, right through to November 4, 2013. That sure is a whole lot of headlines. It’s kind of weird that I wrote them both on the same date, the first one and the one-hundreth one.

You can read about why I started doing those on my first post. And you can listen to all the Talkin’ Headlines from that first week here, here, here, and here. (And here’s all of those first five squashed together.)

I only played the Talkin’ Headline tune out at a live show once back in February of 2011. It was this one. I also played one on a live radio show, which was a pretty good time. Listen to the original, non-radio version, here.

So, this tune has had a little small about of success, I’d say. But I’m not quite done with it. I plan to do a thousand of these. So keep listening for the next 19 or so years and see if I make it to number 1,000, okay?

I wonder how the news will change. Probably just a lot more flying car crashes and Justin Bieber obituaries.