The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Space Chainsaw.

Get on up!
Your space is mysterious.
Child chainsaw flaw.
The enemy of person wearing shame.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Space Chainsaw.

Get on up!
Your space is mysterious.
Child chainsaw flaw.
The enemy of person wearing shame.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Massive Teens.

Monster explodes Scotland teens!
A dad is against iron woman surgery.
Massive head murdered her deportation.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Ferguson Strong.

Are my big trains strong?
World’s human dream sabotaged.
Her black Ferguson store does demand ‘Ice Bucket’.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deadly Philly.

Patient 250 tries diaper cease-fire.
9-foot breastfeed catastrophe!
Snakes mocked Philly.
Summer’s violent, deadly sugar stolen.