
TV, churches, dog deserve
the…the…the
American Dream when
God loses.
Watch fraud!
Gay hypnosis kills
the innocent.

TV, churches, dog deserve
the…the…the
American Dream when
God loses.
Watch fraud!
Gay hypnosis kills
the innocent.

Used fault to not get
hero.
Inequality tests.
Cops to be
fatal.
Fast shouts possible.
Shipwreck fined.

“Woman’s knockout pains
more epic.
Homeless places trafficking
CEO parents.
Happy bear loses butt,”
fumes baby.

Everywhere underwear!
How human.
Girls watch hundreds struggle
alone.
Storm announced as incognito self.
Military
shoots for the moon.

November 4, 2010, right through to November 4, 2013. That sure is a whole lot of headlines. It’s kind of weird that I wrote them both on the same date, the first one and the one-hundreth one.
You can read about why I started doing those on my first post. And you can listen to all the Talkin’ Headlines from that first week here, here, here, and here. (And here’s all of those first five squashed together.)
I only played the Talkin’ Headline tune out at a live show once back in February of 2011. It was this one. I also played one on a live radio show, which was a pretty good time. Listen to the original, non-radio version, here.
So, this tune has had a little small about of success, I’d say. But I’m not quite done with it. I plan to do a thousand of these. So keep listening for the next 19 or so years and see if I make it to number 1,000, okay?
I wonder how the news will change. Probably just a lot more flying car crashes and Justin Bieber obituaries.