The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.

Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.

Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.

• Trump campaign shows cracks
• UK prepares for ISIS attack
• Cubans embracing the digital age
• Justice and weapon still missing in O.J. case?
• New Clinton attack draws ‘ooohs’
• 2,000 guns found on fishing boat
• U.S. Navy unveils new attack sub
• Joyride leaves trail of destruction
• Huge snake rests under car hood
• 11-year-old’s shot stuns Tiger Woods
• How Tootsie Rolls saved the troops
• 6 ways to improve your IQ
• Player throws full-court shot, and then …
• NFL prospect asked if he likes men
• Throw out the ‘granny’ stereotype
• When a town dies