Clump Trinton: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #162

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.

Clump Trinton: The Talkin' Headline Blues #162
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.

Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.

Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.