The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Leak Decollation.

Screw Trump history agenda.
Crowd of leaks beheaded at employee court.
Hear about Pentagon sex ed photoshoot.

So let me get this straight: Leaks bad, secrets good. Okay, got it. Thanks White House.

Here are the leak-filled headlines used to cobble together this week’s Talkin’ Headline:

• Hollywood reacts to Oscars screw-up
• Slain SEAL’s father slams Trump
• ‘Moonlight’ makes history in other ways
• Is Trump’s legislative agenda a blank page? 
• Obama’s NYC coffee run draws a crowd
• The majesty of Africa’s largest owl
• Spicer checks aides’ phones for leaks
• Jesus statue beheaded twice in 2 weeks
• Actor Bill Paxton dies at 61
• Employee disappears along with $100M
• Judge Wapner of ‘People’s Court’ dies
• Outside jury to hear Cosby sex assault trial
• Gene Seymour: Something more important to be talking about
• Pentagon sends ISIS options to White House
• New sex ed manual busts taboo
• The world’s most decadent photoshoot?