Leak Decollation: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #185

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Leak Decollation.

Leak Decollation: The Talkin' Headline Blues #185
A White House staff member checks President Donald Trump’s face for any evidence of leak decollation.

Screw Trump history agenda.
Crowd of leaks beheaded at employee court.
Hear about Pentagon sex ed photoshoot.

So let me get this straight: Leaks bad, secrets good. Okay, got it. Thanks White House.

Here are the leak-filled headlines used to cobble together this week’s Talkin’ Headline: