The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Ferguson Strong.

Are my big trains strong?
World’s human dream sabotaged.
Her black Ferguson store does demand ‘Ice Bucket’.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deadly Philly.

Patient 250 tries diaper cease-fire.
9-foot breastfeed catastrophe!
Snakes mocked Philly.
Summer’s violent, deadly sugar stolen.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Celebrity Church.

ISIS church in Russia sees Beyonce, takes your sin.
Reject Bieber!
No regret in celebrity idol.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Restroom Sex.

Has Christi excited classmate?
Burn man meat!
Plane offers attractive plane operator woman sex in restrooms too.