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Viagra Racist: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #161

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.

Viagra Racist: The Talkin' Headline Blues #161
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!

Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.

Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:

Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:

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Bullet America: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #154

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bullet America.

Bullet America: The Talkin' Headline Blues #154
A photo of old ham sandwich left in the sun, Donald Trump.

Baltimore is a bullet, America.
Celebrate promises too!
Director hits star.
Allergic tiger gives testy abortion.

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Human Nude: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #114

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Human Nude.

Human Nude: The Talkin' Headline Blues #114

Who’s ready for insane nude same-sex Bitcoin?
Rob Ford.
Should this call be
romantic?
Lost Socchi human.

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues #97

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The Talkin' Headline Blues #97

There’s a lot going on in the news these days, no? I just read today, there’s this young woman whose recorded album of music went STRAIGHT TO NUMBER ONE. WOW! I better check that out, seeing as how I also record music.

And, I really like how there’s all this OUTRAGE all of a sudden about the Washington Professional Footballers team name the “Redskins.” I know there’s always been some degree of angst toward that team name, but it really RAMPED UP this Summer. And now, everyone seems to be calling for a change. Just in time for Thanksgiving, right? Hopefully the Redskins will change their name on that Thursday that we all sit down to grease our throats with turkey gullet in the name of…um…peace and harmony and prosperity?

I hope they change their team name to this.