The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.

Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.

Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:

Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:

• Everything changes March 1
• Tehran hipsters: ‘We have fun’
• Trump stumbles on KKK
• 2 convicted of using sex slaves
• Airports on high terror alert
• Huge dam risks catastrophic failure
• Where chimpanzees go to retire
• Captain America eye hunts pedophiles
• The 2016 Oscars winners list
• Chris Rock says Hollywood is racist
• Trump defends Mussolini tweet
• Boy’s arm stuck in vending machine
• Why you were forced to square dance
• Trump University is a scam 
• ‘Female Viagra’ gets mixed reviews
• Report: NFL investigates Gronk’s cruise