The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Ferguson Strong.

Are my big trains strong?
World’s human dream sabotaged.
Her black Ferguson store does demand ‘Ice Bucket’.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Homeless Escape.

In the Russia, you wreck your cow.
Fourteen team circus escape.
Heat when homeless.
Gym at boyfriend.
Next live show at Beat Kitchen on Friday, April 4 at 8pm with the Dirty Generals. For FREE tickets, go here.

TV, churches, dog deserve
the…the…the
American Dream when
God loses.
Watch fraud!
Gay hypnosis kills
the innocent.

Everywhere underwear!
How human.
Girls watch hundreds struggle
alone.
Storm announced as incognito self.
Military
shoots for the moon.