The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Butt Sex.

Socks for you kids!
Assault not the butt sex!
Man, woman like reclining fake police.
DELETE.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deadly Philly.

Patient 250 tries diaper cease-fire.
9-foot breastfeed catastrophe!
Snakes mocked Philly.
Summer’s violent, deadly sugar stolen.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deported Beauty.

Deported man caught without Congress.
Off your land!
Beauty food implodes, malfunctions.
Firefighters take Pope’s bowl.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Black Suicide.

Cold here.
Most angry legendary adults
kill faith.
Teen bigfoot heralds
black children.
Madonna suicide.

These are all the most important headlines for this week according to CNN.com and me.