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Trump Nuts: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #179

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Trump Nuts.

Trump Nuts: The Talkin' Headline Blues #179
Will plastic bag of dog droppings Donald Trump be able to make America’s truck nuts great again?

Dragon devastation during debates.
In new parents hot bumps found.
Trump nuts.
Unearthing human who flips.

You know all about Truck Nuts, right? So, my question is, how long are we, as Americans, going to have to wait until we can get some amazing, classy Trump Nuts? Are we going to have to wait ALL THE WAY until January 21, 2017? Because I need my Trump Nuts now! That’s how America will be great again. It’s the ONLY WAY.

Trump Nuts or BUST!

And, of course, here are the CNN headlines I used for this week’s talkin’ blues song. Use them to get your mind off of Trump’s shiny golden testicles. IF YOU CAN.