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Trumposaurus Rex: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #184

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Trumposaurus Rex.

Trumposaurus Rex: The Talkin' Headline Blues #184
Much like it’s closely-related dinosaur cousin, the Trumposaurus Rex is easily identified by it’s large, swollen, bloated head and tiny, baby-like hands.

North Korea opens bathroom to sitting transgender Trump.
Happy old dinosaur spews Russian Trump testosterone abuse.
You!

Do you understand the connection here? Tyrannosaurus rex translates to KING TYRANT LIZARD. Can we all just agree to refer to Donald Trump, our president and an old toothbrush used to polish shoes, as King Tyrant Lizard? It is only a matter of time (days? hours? minutes?) until he devours everything.

Anyway, here are the headlines from today used to create this version of the Talkin’ Headline Blues. Listen to the song while you read them. It’s fun!