The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bieber Porn.

Redefine empty bread.
Raise hits porn people.
Bieber for the libido change.
My anxiety did burn.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bieber Porn.

Redefine empty bread.
Raise hits porn people.
Bieber for the libido change.
My anxiety did burn.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Virgin’s F-Word.

Breastfeed this virgin’s teen.
Female stuff for when gentlemen near the record f-word.
Help what fight?

Eve’s asshole ain’t so bad.
For this re-recorded version of It’s So Hard Knowing (click here to listen to the original) I actually used the melody of another re-recorded version of a different song from a few years ago. This one.

I was going to do the same fingerpicking guitar part too. I did a bunch of recordings. I tried and tired. But I’m out of practice, it hurt my fingers too much and I couldn’t get the tempo right, so I scrapped those recordings and just sang the fingerpicked part. Made it more different than I originally intended.
And then my fingers were free to pick other things, like noses, ears, butts, fights, scabs, fruit, lint, teeth, toejam. And they were only mildly blistered.
Anyway, have a listen:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Black Suicide.

Cold here.
Most angry legendary adults
kill faith.
Teen bigfoot heralds
black children.
Madonna suicide.