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Weak Beers: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #113

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Weak Beers.

Weak Beers: The Talkin' Headline Blues #113

Bomb for ceremony in bag.
See emotional video.
Cold beers.
Weak woman.
Fake 18-foot nation.
Everything….

Deported Beauty: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #112

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Deported Beauty.

Deported Beauty: The Talkin' Headline Blues #112

Deported man caught without Congress.
Off your land!
Beauty food implodes, malfunctions.
Firefighters take Pope’s bowl.

I Should Say Farewell

I Should Say FarewellI Should Say Farewell is first new song I wrote in 2014 (and the first new one I’ve wrote in a long time). Sometimes you just have to do it. You get an idea and no matter what’s been getting in your way, you just say, “fuck it.”

I said, “fuck it.”

But only after a week and a half of sitting on this tune and thinking I’d never write anything else. I mean, by choice. Like, just give it all up. All of this.

But then I said, “fuck it.”

Sometimes that helps.

I wasn’t really sure what this song was about, but after singing it a few times and recording it, I’m gonna guess that it’s about Noah. That’s my guess. It’s biblical. That’s probably why I had no idea when it first came out. Didn’t know why I had to write the words I had to. Didn’t know what they meant at all.

Sometimes that happens

And then I say to myself, “fuck it.”

Bieber Porn: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #111

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Bieber Porn.

Bieber Porn: The Talkin' Headline Blues #111
Be sure to start your Super Bowl party with some Bieber Porn.

Redefine empty bread.
Raise hits porn people.
Bieber for the libido change.
My anxiety did burn.