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Clump Trinton: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #162

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.

Clump Trinton: The Talkin' Headline Blues #162
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.

Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.

Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.

Viagra Racist: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #161

The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.

Viagra Racist: The Talkin' Headline Blues #161
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!

Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.

Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:

Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:

Punxsutawney Barbie: The Talkin’ Headline Blues #157

Punxsutawney Barbie: The Talkin' Headline Blues #157
This is Punxsutawney Barbie making a super-classy, terrific duck face.

Back at the old Talkin’ Headline Blues for 2016. Remember those? They’re a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song.  There’s even an extra special Chicago-related headline hidden in this one! Can you find it?

This year, I’m going to add a little summary topic to the title. No big deal. This week’s topic is Punxsutawney Barbie.

The topic will tie closely to the image I upload with the song and the short text summary of the song. Remember those? No? You have a bad memory, then. It’s only been like almost a year since I wrote the last one.

Anyway, I just use one word from each headline for the summary. They come across a little like a haiku. It’s NEWS POETRY.

Punxsutawney embryos made.
Heart fires Iowa’s worry truth.
Barbie drank ancient farm.
Sinks may breath free.

How does the image relate to Punxsutawney Barbie? I think you can figure that one out yourself.

Now, if you care to read all the articles (good luck), here they are: