The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.
Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.
Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!
Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.
Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:
Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Presidential STDs.
Steer clear of all political candidate cavities (oral, anal, etc.) and your chance of contracting a presidential STD will be minimal.
Quit the invisible rules.
American nightmare from presidential love.
Drink snake STDs.
Paradise, a weird salute.
Here are the headlines used to write the song. It’s more news than you’ll ever need.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Scalia’s Big One.
Former Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s Big One is MUCH BIGGER than this.
Scalia’s ‘Big One’ impaled Beyonce.
Joke seeks former new arrest count.
What Russia’s love done found out.
And, yes, I have again compiled all the links to all the headlines if you have a hard-up head cold and need to put yourself to rest. Read on!
New meteorite parade escalates ugly
Earth at daily sledding reveal.
Ban controversy!
Mosquitoes sink duck ride.
Here are all the headlines used for the song. And links to read the articles, although for most of the articles you can just look quickly at the headline and get the idea of what happened. No need to read anything in depth at all.
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