The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Chi-raq Shake.
Nothing quite like a nice cold Chi-raq Shake straight from the teat!
Georgia milkshake arrested whales.
Big fake alien brings Chicago next brain.
Kids sad.
Living volcano dies.
Is a Chi-raq Shake a tasty ice cream treat? Is it a new popular dance move all the teens are doing? Is it a movement disorder acquired when one is punched out by a member of the elite Chicago Police Department? Is it all of those? Listen to the song and read the articles to find out!
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Embargoing Ass.
Go ahead and embargo some ass. Could be your ass. Could be someone else’s ass. Whatever ass you’re embargoing, you can rest assured that you’re making American great again.
U.S. fires surprise hate embargo.
Canned female gives over verdict.
Ninjas smile.
Question for leaders embarrassing.
Do you see how I arrived at this week’s topic? It was easy! I just combined the word “embargo” with the word “embarrassing” and VOILA! Very similar to writing a song by using headlines that are already written. You don’t even really need to read exactly what the headlines are about. Most of them are very unimportant anyway. If you feel like reading something like that, though, go for it! Here’re all the articles:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Power Tumbles.
The bigger they come the harder they fall. This is the eye of a whale.
To chain people can attack the truth.
Teacher is Spider-Man.
Inventor’s tribe tumbles.
Expensive machine power.
How are you celebrating Pi Day today? Are you filling your gut with lots of creamy pies? Or are you a fruit pie person? Or maybe you’re spending the day finding the area of every single circle you can get your hands on. Well, if you don’t have plans yet and you want to feel like you’ve been hit in the face with a shaving cream pie while running around in a circle, then read these headlines from CNN’s website:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.
Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.
Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!
Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.
Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:
Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:
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