The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Power Tumbles.
The bigger they come the harder they fall. This is the eye of a whale.
To chain people can attack the truth.
Teacher is Spider-Man.
Inventor’s tribe tumbles.
Expensive machine power.
How are you celebrating Pi Day today? Are you filling your gut with lots of creamy pies? Or are you a fruit pie person? Or maybe you’re spending the day finding the area of every single circle you can get your hands on. Well, if you don’t have plans yet and you want to feel like you’ve been hit in the face with a shaving cream pie while running around in a circle, then read these headlines from CNN’s website:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Clump Trinton.
A man, with impressively small hands, wonders aloud if he could even hold a small clump of dirt.
Trump prepares the weapon.
Clinton found new joyride snake.
Tiger Woods!
Tootsie Rolls improve full-court men.
Stereotype dies.
Go ahead and read all these articles that I used for the recording. Doing so may lead you to the answer of what exactly is a “Clump Trinton” and how can one be used most effectively.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Viagra Racist.
Feeling not so terrific and super-classy in your lady bits? This is what Female Viagra can do for you!
Everything fun!
Trump convicted on failure to America.
The racist tweet machine forced a Viagra cruise.
Boy howdy! CNN really likes writing articles about fleshy bullhorn Donald Trump, no? Maybe they’d write about him less if he changed his name back to Donald Drumpf as John Oliver suggested:
Anyway, read all the CNN Drumpf articles for yourself, and then go #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain:
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Presidential STDs.
Steer clear of all political candidate cavities (oral, anal, etc.) and your chance of contracting a presidential STD will be minimal.
Quit the invisible rules.
American nightmare from presidential love.
Drink snake STDs.
Paradise, a weird salute.
Here are the headlines used to write the song. It’s more news than you’ll ever need.
The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Scalia’s Big One.
Former Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s Big One is MUCH BIGGER than this.
Scalia’s ‘Big One’ impaled Beyonce.
Joke seeks former new arrest count.
What Russia’s love done found out.
And, yes, I have again compiled all the links to all the headlines if you have a hard-up head cold and need to put yourself to rest. Read on!
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